GAMES FOR POLITICALLY OR MORALLY CORRECT COUPLES – GAME 2: MORALLY CORRECT SEX (PART 1)
Players: Husband and wife. Activist/s: Wife or both. Setting: Home or hotel.
Aim: Force husband to confront underlying fears by engaging in a sexual experience that exaggerates moral correctness.
Game Plan: This game is a variation on the previous one, but the goal is the same. The wife can pull this game on her morally self-righteous husband if she thinks that will work, or else elicit his mutual participation in it. In this instance, the wife gently mocks her husband’s attitude by being exaggeratedly compliant and religious.
One evening, when the husband comes to her for sex and is about to mount her without any warm-up, the wife stops him.
“Wait, dear. Let’s pray first.” “Pray? What for?”
“Because marriage is a sacrament and sexual intercourse is its holy shrine.”
“All right—if you insist.”
They both kneel down beside the bed.
“Lord, please bless this holy merger of male and female.”
“Amen.”
“And bless my dearest husband.” “Amen.”
“And bless his holy penis.” “Amen.”
“Which carries the holy seeds of life.” “Amen.”
“And bless this bed upon which we shall lie.” “I think that’s enough blessing, dear.” “All right, dear.”
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